Today is the first day of February. It’s the #2 month in what we hope to be a less shitty year. January was a little rough but hopefully after letting some air out at the start of 2021 we are ready to get to living.
Let us then celebrate with a new holiday. Let the first day of February from this day forth be known as International Fart Day.
There is a holiday for everything these days so why shouldn’t there be one for this beloved bodily function? NationalToday.com lists a few of note: National Dark Chocolate, National Freedom, and National Get Up Day. Perhaps that get up is helped by a big fart. A good goal for 2021 is to strive towards getting February 1st on this list for next year. Let’s do it people!
One of the things I love about farts is that they don’t discriminate. Young, old, men and women all fart. If you live in Asia you fart and even Antarctica you do it too! (Maybe that’s causing the hole in the ozone layer???) Americans fart and I am confident after my last trip to that Indian restaurant that they do it too. Farting is international therefore this should really be an international holiday. To deny a fart is the rude thing to do. Owning up to our faults and our farts is what is responsible. On this day do not be ashamed. Let it out and celebrate National Fart Day!
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